too funny

a joke from adam:

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The
daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't
get enough of me".
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?".
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i have some good, easy to do ideas to work on for next years
craft season using my "patches"

• sketch book cover (includes scetch book) different sizes
  
• fridge magnet
• pouch 'wallet'
• purse
• bookmark

i'm going to start working on them now and by next year i will have a whole bunch to sell, or give for christmas gifts!

any other ideas?